My blog at 10:40am Pacific Standard Time (I had to google if the S stood for Standard) is already a moo point (like a cow’s opinion) as I’ve changed the theme 4 times since posting it.

That said, I’m still not happy with the theme.

Here are some other things I’m not happy about (right this second):

1. Indians (be it those I get when calling multinational corporations or the ones who send me Facebook messages informing me that I am “really really uncool” for being “intolerant.” You know what’s really really uncool? Being Indian. (Why do all of your movies end with a dance sequence?)

2. That it’s not lunchtime yet. I’m trying not to snack and I’m ready for my next feeding.

3. That I don’t live at the beach.

4. Minimum wage being an unlivable wage (just kidding. I don’t care)