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This is Tagged: Please Stop Breathing, Sir

Dear (Black*) Man in Yoga,

Please keep your breathing down. It’s distracting and, frankly it’s disgusting to hear. Also, everything the teacher says isn’t funny. In fact, most things she says aren’t. How is, “It’s less crowded on Tuesdays” laugh inducing? It’s not. Stop kissing ass and stop breathing. While you’re at it get some workout clothes. Cut off plaid pajama bottoms aren’t yoga pants (and this statement is coming from someone who thinks pajamas are suitable to be worn everywhere from the grocery store to church).

Sincerely,

Someone Who Goes to Yoga Mostly For the Brandon Walsh Sightings.

(*”Why do you have to say he’s black? Why is everything a racial issue with you?”)