Some Things (That Are Important): Or, Why Is This All About Rape?
These are some of the things I’ve done or thought today. (You’re welcome for sharing.)
1. I know three (3) gentlemen who went to Emerson. They are three (3) of the biggest retard/douchebag people I’ve ever met. I take this to mean that anyone who goes to Emerson (currently or in the past) is a total and complete waste of space. I like to make broad generalizations because they are almost always right. If you went to Emerson and we meet at a party (not that I attend parties or talk to strangers on the off chance that I do attend) please don’t speak to me. I already hold you at a level lower than anyone else in the room (which is pretty low level as it is).
2. I ate some bacon. (It was delicious.)
3. I don’t understand recycling and I’m not going to do it.
4. Sheet cake should be it’s own food group. (After I talk to City Council about fireworks I will talk to the Food Pyramid folks about some changes I see needing to be made to the ol’ pyramid [namely, changing it into a hexagon])
5. Are there more rapes and teenage pregnancies (the outcome of either said rapes or just regular non-rapey sex) in Canada than in the United States? Degrassi certainly makes it seem like that. Every girl (and a few of the smaller boys) at that school has been raped one time or another. And a good number have given birth. I didn’t even know you could have a baby at age 12. Had I known that I wouldn’t have been having so much anonymous, backroom sex as a pre-teen. Luckily I didn’t turn out like Mia. (What a whore.)
6. I’m bored by this list
7. I have tricked the people at my place of business into thinking I am awesome. This belief they currently have will probably subside in two (2) weeks or less. Also, when I ride my bike around the lot past the teamsters they call me kid. I find this endearing. I hope one of them doesn’t take me behind a sound stage and rape me. I’d no longer find it endearing. I’d probably find a lot less endearing things in the world. Rumor has it rape changes you. (It makes you a woman.)
8. I googled “Can you install a lap band by yourself?” I figured with the right medical tools…
9. You cannot.
