This Is Just The Top of My Refrigerator- Why I Can't Write a Book (Reason #1333)

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Why I Can’t Write a Book (Reason #1333)

I always start writing something and then I need to look up some sort of fact (for example, when the coca-cola company went public) and then I end up spending the next 3 hours on wikipedia learning about nothing of importance.

This is why I cannot write a book and why I’m excellent at Jeopardy.

True story, I’m a Jeopardy wizard. Can’t add single digit numbers but can soundly defeat ~~almost~~ anyone at Jeopardy.

I like sandwiches and being underwater. I am somewhat magnificent. But mostly I am not.

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